"Go Lick the World" Debuts as Groundbreaking Clicker

It's a tough job preventing politicians from uttering gaffes. Take President Biden's infamous "go lick the world" comment, a moment that surely caused White House staff worldwide to cringe. This inspired the creation of Go Lick The World, a satirical casual clicker game from Pixel Play.

The game cleverly blends the absurdity of current events with the addictive nature of casual gaming. Your objective? To digitally "lick" the world as rapidly as possible (using your finger, of course!). The game features a rotating 3D Earth orbited by a variety of objects.

Simply tap the planet (land or sea) to score points and climb the leaderboard. Boost your score by tapping LickLink satellites (a playful nod to Starlink), F-35 jets, electric cars, and even Lick Force One, President Biden's plane.

The Earth itself is adorned with tongue-in-cheek landmarks: the White House, Antarctica, the pyramids, and a comically depicted San Francisco. The game's content dynamically changes, with themed items appearing on specific days. Expect Impeach-Mints on Mondays, tacos on Tuesdays, Swifties on Saturdays, and pizza slices for Pizzagate enthusiasts.

Unlockable Earth skins and accessories add another layer of humor, including a "clown world" face, various hats (trucker hats, Uncle Sam, a Texas cowboy hat with a censored border sign), and solar eclipse glasses. These are earned by watching rewarded ads. A recent "Great Debate Update" even introduced a famous hairstyle.

Go Lick The World is free to download, but offers in-app purchases to remove ads, enable automatic clicking (via "LickGPT"), and add a blue checkmark to your profile.

Download Go Lick The World now on the App Store and Google Play Store.

UPDATE: The Great Debate Update includes trucker hats representing both sides of the political spectrum and a certain prominent individual's iconic hair.